Are you getting ready for your big day? Whether it’s a wedding, a birthday party, or just a family gathering, having a photographer to capture those special moments is essential. But before you hire just any photographer, there are some questions you should be asking to ensure you get the best possible experience. Here are some questions you should be asking your photographer…with a little humor thrown in for good measure.

1. Can you make me look like a supermodel?
Let’s be real, we all want to look our best in photos. But unless you’re a professional model, it’s unlikely that you’ll look like one in your pictures. However, a good photographer will know how to pose you in a way that flatters your body type and brings out your best features. So while they may not be able to turn you into Gisele Bundchen, they can certainly make you look like the best version of yourself.

2. Can you Photoshop my ex out of the pictures?
We’ve all been there – you have some great photos from an event, but there’s one pesky ex lurking in the background. While it may be tempting to ask your photographer to Photoshop them out, it’s not really their job. However, if you ask nicely, they may be able to crop the photo or find a way to minimize the ex’s presence. Just don’t expect them to perform any miracles, unless you have Adobe Firefly! 😁

3. Can I bring my pet to the shoot?
We all love our furry friends, but not all photographers are comfortable working with animals. Before you show up with your Great Dane in tow, make sure to ask your photographer if they’re okay with pets. If they’re not, don’t worry – there are plenty of photographers out there who specialize in pet photography.

4. Can I bring my own props?
Props can be a fun way to add personality to your photoshoot. Whether it’s a giant balloon or a vintage suitcase, props can help tell a story and make your pictures more interesting. However, not all photographers are open to using props. Make sure to ask ahead of time if it’s okay to bring your own.

5. What should I wear?
Choosing the right outfit for your photoshoot can be stressful. You want to look good, but you also want to be comfortable. Luckily, your photographer can help guide you in the right direction. They’ll know what colors and styles will look best on camera and can help you choose an outfit that flatters your body type.

6. Can we take some silly photos?
While posed photos are great, sometimes it’s fun to let loose and take some silly pictures. Whether it’s jumping in the air or making funny faces, these types of photos can be a great way to capture your personality and have some fun in the process. Just make sure your photographer is on board with the idea.

7. Can we take some photos with my favorite food?
Food is life, and if you’re a foodie at heart, you may want to incorporate your favorite dish into your photoshoot. While it may seem a little odd, food photography is actually a thing. Just make sure to bring enough for everyone on set (including your photographer).

8. Can we take some photos with my car?
If you’re a car enthusiast, you may want to include your ride in your photoshoot. Whether it’s a classic Mustang or a shiny new Tesla, cars can make for some great photo props. Just make sure to get permission from the location where you’ll be shooting.

9. Can we take some photos with my kids?
If you have kids, chances are you want to include them in your photoshoot. However, working with kids can be challenging, especially if they’re young. Make sure to discuss your expectations with your photographer ahead of time so they can come up with a plan that works for everyone.

10. How long will it take to get my photos?
Waiting for your photos can be nerve-wracking, especially if you’re excited to see them. Make sure to ask your photographer how long it will take for them to edit and deliver your pictures. While it may vary depending on the photographer’s workload, most photographers will have a general timeline that they can share with you.

In conclusion, hiring a photographer can be a great way to capture those special moments in life. But before you book your shoot, make sure to ask these important questions (and maybe crack a few jokes along the way). With the right photographer and a little bit of humor, you’re sure to end up with some amazing photos that you’ll cherish for years to come.